"On the Correlation of Police Observation Habits to Success Rates in Narcotics Trafficking Arrests"
By Professor H.S. Chaimillionaire, assisted by Krayzie Bone PhD
Abstract
Although a casual glance at arrest rate statistics, as well as common sense, might dictate that the world's law enforcement forces would enjoy greater success at apprehending narcotics trafficking agents by increasing surveillance and police activity, emerging sociological studies are beginning to suggest that this may not be the case. Whereas before an observer would think that close inspection of driving habits and heightened patrols would lead to the arrest of individuals such as myself who are conveying substances in their vehicles, such aspirations of apprehending me now seem like simply that- attempts and hope. My cohorts and I have learned of several new factors to impede law enforcement's effectiveness- for instance, tinted windows obscure sightlines into the car; meanwhile, the purchase of several luxurious accessories for my vehicle such as video gaming systems, high-definition televisions, and compact disc changers serve to intimidate, distract, and confuse personnel that might otherwise be successful.
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